Morella.ro

Dupa ce am trecut blogul printr-un proces de “rebranding”, l-am mutat pe site-ul personal, adica morella.ro

Omoara spiritul Valentine’s Day

“Prosteste-te de Valentines Day, pentru ca meriti!”

(Morella, 2006)

Ca sa mai domolim din peltea si din inimioarele in exces, am un antidot:

PM-quote

“Abraham Lincoln once said that if he had eight hours to cut down a tree he would spend six hours sharpening the saw.”

The reverse perspective of this quote is shown on this picture.

*PM = Project Management

Doua manusi

Dupa momentul artistic, cele doua manusi arata cam asa…

Inspirational

Am aflat de Lemonade de pe blogul lui Seth Godin (Free inspiration and insight).

What do people who were once paid to be creative for a living do when they’re laid off? They get creative with their own lives. Lemonade is an inspirational film about 16 advertising professionals who lost their jobs and found their calling, encouraging people to listen to that little voice inside their head that asks, “What if?”

Lemonade un film motivant, care sper sa se dezvolte ca o actiune de promovare a libertatii individuale. Reteta este sa regasesti curajul, setul de valori personale, sinceritata fata de propriul spirit, pasiuni, dorinta de auto-dezvoltare si sustinerea celor dragi.

Calatoria este mai importanta decat rezultatul!

How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live?

“How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live?” is an American folk song originally recorded on December 4, 1929 in New York City. It was written, composed, and performed by Blind Alfred Reed, accompanying himself on the violin. The song tells of hard times during the Great Depression. It is considered an early example of a protest song. (Wikipedia)

There was once a time when everything was cheap.
But now prices nearly put a man to sleep.
When we pay our grocery bill,
we just feel like making our will.
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

(Lyrics of this song)

Consultant-definition

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat.
Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.

(Scott Adams, Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons)

Platesti de doua ori…CASS

Dupa o luna de cercetari si analize asupra consecintelor, mi-am platit astazi CASS-ul pentru PFA. Am si asigurarea ca urmare a statutului de angajat, asa ca ma voi duce mai des sa imi exercit dreptul de dublu asigurat. Hope not!
“De ce platesc de doua ori pentru servicii pe care nu le folosesc?”

“Obligarea persoanei care realizeaza venituri din contract de munca si PFA, sa pateasca CASS si pentru veniturile realizate pe PFA, este neconstitutionala.”, spune, pe buna dreptate, d-na Mariana C care s-a ridicat din multimea celor care stau in dilemele legale si etice. Cazul il puteti citi pe site-ul Urban Iulian.

Hai sa dam cu semnatul pe petitie, poate s-o schimba ceva: http://www.petitieonline.ro/petitie/anularea_obligatiei_pfa_sa_plateasca_cass_daca_este_si_salariat_-p48025046.html.

In santatatea noastra ciocnim cu CASS!

Human vs. Computer (Bullshit Generators)

E usor a scrie versuri
Când nimic nu ai a spune,
Insirând cuvinte goale
Ce din coada au sa sune. (Criticilor mei, Mihai Eminescu)

“The goal here is simple: reinvent teams with compelling accountability and responsibility for supply-chain and business lines.
We’re going to unleash processes and systems that aren’t working and unleash them so you get the user you need.”
(from Corporate Bullshit Generator)

“revolutionize efficient paradigms, grow plug-and-play ROI, strategize efficient schemas” (Bullshit Generator)

“reinvent dynamic wikis, create user-contributed communities, integrate semantic feeds” (The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator)

“revolutionize mission-critical schemas, benchmark transparent partnerships, extend revolutionary paradigms” (Web Economy Bullshit Generator)

“… I am confident we are building a stronger organization as it broadens everyone’s opportunity for greater success.” (BS management phrases)

Reclama chipsuri Lay’s

Ati vazut reclama la chipsurile Lay’s, cea care incepe cu “Iti cam place prietenul tau?”?

Pentru cei care nu au ajuns in fata TV-ului sau nu se uita la reclame, am adaugat clipul de pe Youtube.

Urmeaza si intrebarea imediat!

Care este beneficiul pe care il obtii cumparand chipsurile Lay’s?

1. Satisfacerea poftei de produse junk food.

2. Barbatii vor putea alege intre tipe cu silicon (cele care au castigat 2000 E) si tipe cu liposuctii (cele cu operatii de indepartare a grasimilor de pe burta si coapse).

3. Remediu antidepresiv. (“Si intr-o zi o sa dea peste prietenul tau, din intamplare. Evident! Iar tu vei ramane singura…”)

Raspunsul dupa o scurta pauza. (ca sa citez din clasicii reclamelor TV)

Update: parodia Lame’s de la HappyFish , gasita pe site-ul lui Zoso.