Dupa ce am trecut blogul printr-un proces de “rebranding”, l-am mutat pe site-ul personal, adica morella.ro

(Morella, 2006)

Ca sa mai domolim din peltea si din inimioarele in exces, am un antidot:

The reverse perspective of this quote is shown on this picture.

*PM = Project Management

What do people who were once paid to be creative for a living do when they’re laid off? They get creative with their own lives. Lemonade is an inspirational film about 16 advertising professionals who lost their jobs and found their calling, encouraging people to listen to that little voice inside their head that asks, “What if?”

Lemonade un film motivant, care sper sa se dezvolte ca o actiune de promovare a libertatii individuale. Reteta este sa regasesti curajul, setul de valori personale, sinceritata fata de propriul spirit, pasiuni, dorinta de auto-dezvoltare si sustinerea celor dragi.

Calatoria este mai importanta decat rezultatul!

There was once a time when everything was cheap.
But now prices nearly put a man to sleep.
When we pay our grocery bill,
we just feel like making our will.
Tell me how can a poor man stand such times and live?

(Lyrics of this song)

(Scott Adams, Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons)

“Obligarea persoanei care realizeaza venituri din contract de munca si PFA, sa pateasca CASS si pentru veniturile realizate pe PFA, este neconstitutionala.”, spune, pe buna dreptate, d-na Mariana C care s-a ridicat din multimea celor care stau in dilemele legale si etice. Cazul il puteti citi pe site-ul Urban Iulian.

Hai sa dam cu semnatul pe petitie, poate s-o schimba ceva: http://www.petitieonline.ro/petitie/anularea_obligatiei_pfa_sa_plateasca_cass_daca_este_si_salariat_-p48025046.html.

In santatatea noastra ciocnim cu CASS!

“The goal here is simple: reinvent teams with compelling accountability and responsibility for supply-chain and business lines.
We’re going to unleash processes and systems that aren’t working and unleash them so you get the user you need.”
(from Corporate Bullshit Generator)

“revolutionize efficient paradigms, grow plug-and-play ROI, strategize efficient schemas” (Bullshit Generator)

“reinvent dynamic wikis, create user-contributed communities, integrate semantic feeds” (The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator)

“revolutionize mission-critical schemas, benchmark transparent partnerships, extend revolutionary paradigms” (Web Economy Bullshit Generator)

“… I am confident we are building a stronger organization as it broadens everyone’s opportunity for greater success.” (BS management phrases)

Pentru cei care nu au ajuns in fata TV-ului sau nu se uita la reclame, am adaugat clipul de pe Youtube.

Urmeaza si intrebarea imediat!

Care este beneficiul pe care il obtii cumparand chipsurile Lay’s?

1. Satisfacerea poftei de produse junk food.

2. Barbatii vor putea alege intre tipe cu silicon (cele care au castigat 2000 E) si tipe cu liposuctii (cele cu operatii de indepartare a grasimilor de pe burta si coapse).

3. Remediu antidepresiv. (“Si intr-o zi o sa dea peste prietenul tau, din intamplare. Evident! Iar tu vei ramane singura…”)

Raspunsul dupa o scurta pauza. (ca sa citez din clasicii reclamelor TV)

Update: parodia Lame’s de la HappyFish , gasita pe site-ul lui Zoso.