Platesti de doua ori…CASS

Dupa o luna de cercetari si analize asupra consecintelor, mi-am platit astazi CASS-ul pentru PFA. Am si asigurarea ca urmare a statutului de angajat, asa ca ma voi duce mai des sa imi exercit dreptul de dublu asigurat. Hope not!
„De ce platesc de doua ori pentru servicii pe care nu le folosesc?”

„Obligarea persoanei care realizeaza venituri din contract de munca si PFA, sa pateasca CASS si pentru veniturile realizate pe PFA, este neconstitutionala.”, spune, pe buna dreptate, d-na Mariana C care s-a ridicat din multimea celor care stau in dilemele legale si etice. Cazul il puteti citi pe site-ul Urban Iulian.

Hai sa dam cu semnatul pe petitie, poate s-o schimba ceva:

In santatatea noastra ciocnim cu CASS!


Human vs. Computer (Bullshit Generators)

E usor a scrie versuri
Când nimic nu ai a spune,
Insirând cuvinte goale
Ce din coada au sa sune. (Criticilor mei, Mihai Eminescu)

„The goal here is simple: reinvent teams with compelling accountability and responsibility for supply-chain and business lines.
We’re going to unleash processes and systems that aren’t working and unleash them so you get the user you need.”
(from Corporate Bullshit Generator)

„revolutionize efficient paradigms, grow plug-and-play ROI, strategize efficient schemas” (Bullshit Generator)

„reinvent dynamic wikis, create user-contributed communities, integrate semantic feeds” (The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator)

„revolutionize mission-critical schemas, benchmark transparent partnerships, extend revolutionary paradigms” (Web Economy Bullshit Generator)

„… I am confident we are building a stronger organization as it broadens everyone’s opportunity for greater success.” (BS management phrases)

Reclama chipsuri Lay’s

Ati vazut reclama la chipsurile Lay’s, cea care incepe cu „Iti cam place prietenul tau?”?

Pentru cei care nu au ajuns in fata TV-ului sau nu se uita la reclame, am adaugat clipul de pe Youtube.

Urmeaza si intrebarea imediat!

Care este beneficiul pe care il obtii cumparand chipsurile Lay’s?

1. Satisfacerea poftei de produse junk food.

2. Barbatii vor putea alege intre tipe cu silicon (cele care au castigat 2000 E) si tipe cu liposuctii (cele cu operatii de indepartare a grasimilor de pe burta si coapse).

3. Remediu antidepresiv. („Si intr-o zi o sa dea peste prietenul tau, din intamplare. Evident! Iar tu vei ramane singura…”)

Raspunsul dupa o scurta pauza. (ca sa citez din clasicii reclamelor TV)

Update: parodia Lame’s de la HappyFish , gasita pe site-ul lui Zoso.

Non Smoking Campaign

„Here’s What Happens When You Smoke Camals
Jerkish Blend
Caution: Cigarette Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health” (Wacky-Packages)

Top Buzzwords

A buzzword (also fashion word and vogue word) is a term of art or technical jargon that has begun to see use in the wider society outside of its originally narrow technical context by nonspecialists who use the term vaguely or imprecisely.

The top 10 buzzwords that should retire 2010 are:

1. Social media expert, guru, rock star, maven (76)
2. Just sayin’ (32)
3. Life coach (30)
4. Right? (As in, “I know…right?”) (28)
5. _____ is the new black (27)
6. Staycation (26)
7. TIE: Bailout (25 votes) and Out of the box (25)
8. TIE: Low-hanging fruit (24), Web 2.0 (24) and Recession (24)
9. At the end of the day… (23)
10. TIE: Fail (22), OMG (22) and Viral marketing (22)

Cuvinte de cautare

Mi-ati gasit blogul dupa urmatoarele cuvinte/expresii, care nu au legatura cu articolele scrise:

– cetateanologia
– broasca de usa veche
– caricaturi maslin
– ce nema problema
– caricaturi la psiholog
– care e pozitia orizontala
– capra(roluri)
– 29-11-2009
– nema pret
– sms-uri de craciun pt surori
– cei 13 fulgi de zapada
– scene porno cu femei
– caricaturi cu cocalari
– razboinicul de jucarie desen romanesc

Mai vrei altceva ?!?

„Anything Else” e o comedie regizata de Woody Allen. Fazele sunt comune comediilor care implica o relatie amoroasa, iar personajele se incadreaza in rolurile de: barbat de tip catelus si oricand disponibil pentru sacrificii, femeie isterica, perfida si eminenta cenusie cu replici despre viata.

David Dobel, interpretat de Woody Allen, este eminenta cenusie in acest caz: „Yoy said it yourself, you’re afraid to sleep alone. That’s the whole story. You surround yourself with this farrage of babysitters, this loving-disabled little sex kitten who’s driving you crazy, the Jew manager, you know? And let me tell you I am of the Hebrew pursuassion, but the guy that handles you is a member of one of the lost tribes of Israel that should have remained lost. And you got this shrink who, like God, never speaks, and like God, is dead. There’s nothing wrong with being afraid. We were meant to be afraid. That’s why you gotta build a survival kit!

David Dobel: Let me tell you, Falk. We live in perilous times. You got to keep alert for these things. You don’t want your life to wind up as black-and-white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key.

David Dobel: Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact if I’m not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together.

David Dobel: The pill makes her crazy? Falk, she *is* crazy. The Pentagon should use her hormones for chemical warfare.

David Dobel: Since the beginning of time people have been, you know, frightened and, and unhappy, and they’re scared of death, and they’re scared of getting old, and there’s always been priests around, and shamans, and now shrinks, to tell ‘em, „Look, I know you’re frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks…” But they *can’t* help you, Falk, because life is what it is.